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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Thursday 13
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1. assclown Oh the mental images this conjures. You know how people paint faces on their hands and use them as puppets? Yes, go on, make the logical leap. Hah! Got you! 2. slapnuts I first saw this on Cora Zane's blog. As in, "my kids are driving me slapnuts." I love this. Not exactly sure what it means, though. I suspect it means she's going to nuts with the need to slap 'em. 3. fucktard I see this used by Karen Scott a lot, but I don't think she invented it. 4. bitchness This is a state of generally unsatisfactory affairs, including one's mood. I am not sure who coined it. Maybe I did, for all I know. 5. fucknuttery I see this on SBTB sometimes. I think Amy Winehouse managed to put it in a song, for which she gains my undying admiration. 6. dipshit This word kills me. When you actually think about the compound words and what they MEAN, it becomes ever so disgusting. 7. fuckwit I am afraid the FCC prohibits me from articulating the mental images that accompany this word. 8. slaptard This is just mean, but I'm kinda mean sometimes. I have been told this word has two meanings. In the first instance, it's a person who's so stupid you want to slap him. I prefer the second definition, which is the mentally challenged person who walks around slapping his own chest for no apparent reason. This usually indicates a high level of impairment and/or dysfunction so when you call a "normal" person this, it really stings. It also means you're going straight to hell, but if you're still reading this list, I think you're already heading that way, so no worries, eh? 9. hobag I'm at a loss. Why is she a bag? Does it mean she's old and a slut? Wow, talk about a double-whammy. But I guess, "You, madame, are both advanced in years and of low moral character!" lacks a certain oomph. 10. slutbucket I cannot say this aloud without laughing. Go on, try it. 11. asshat Hahaha, I learned this term as a VERB. In my misspent youth, I played PVP MMOGS (player versus player, massively multiplayer online games) and when you killed somebody, you would use an emote to SIT and put your ass on their faces atop their corpses. This was called asshat-ing them and was highly disrespectful of your fallen foe. However, we who PWND did not CARE about such things as dignity for we were l33t. The term then evolved to include those who perpetrated such villainous behavior. Yes, I am a recovering asshat. I know, I'm in a 12 step for it. 12. bugfuck Please someone explain this to me. Who actually fucks bugs? My cat eats them, and he humps pretty much anything, but bugs are just too small. 13. kumquat The jokes on this one just write themselves, don't they? |
"Dickitude" is also nice.
Have you ever eaten a kumquat though?
I resent that, Carrie. They don't have to be NEW. Just new to me.
Never heard of dickitude, December/Stacia.
I like bat-shit crazy, Ros. I usually think of one specific person too, when I hear that phrase.
Hm... I think that's too many Mc's for me, Miss Frou. I'd suggest Fuckhead McFuckington or something along those lines.
Heh, thanks, christine. I enjoyed compiling my favorite bad words.
Thanks for stopping by, samantha and darla.
No, I've never tasted kumquat. (Why does writing that look so dirty?) My dad used to love them, though. (again, why??)
And may I suggest you add loquat and quince to your list of fruits with almost-obscene names? And if you want to expand beyond fruits to other foods, how about cockles (a type of shellfish)?
I've always assumed bugfuck came about from the terms bugger and butt fuck.
But I would NEVER have guessed the origins of asshat!
As always, dear Annie, visiting your blog is like auditing a master's level English course! BHAHAHAHA
Funny thing is, I didn't actually CALL anyone anything with this list. Yet you came up in here and called us all hateful harpies for laughing about a few words that weren't applied toward anyone at all. Sounds like to me you could use a little thing called a sense of humor, but you'd need to pull your head out of your ass in order to hear the funnies. Then again, I do suppose it's possible the poor thing's atrophied from lack of use.
Personally, I always think bonafide assholes are really comics in disguise...
I got folks sayin' they never got my email. Have you received any emails from me at all today?
I got one where you said the excerpt from Wanderlust was very Whedon-y. Think that's all.
I like fuckery too. I've heard it before, only used like: What in the tom fuckery is this? *clueless*
I will never forget the line Dennis Farina uttered in Get Shorty:
Fuck you, fuckball.
Just classic. I laugh whenever I feel I must utter it myself.